Humor Quote by Sara Wolf — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.”

“Come! Come sit by me. It’s a nice bench. Nice and lovely on the butt.”

“Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.”

“He gazed amusedly down the table at Tessa. “You’re the shape-changer, aren’t you?” he said. “Magnus Bane told me about you. No mark on you at all, they say.”

“No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”

“She blew out a breath between gritted teeth. “Sometimes I really want to”—a frustrated sound—“bite you!”

“Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. "I'm not asking you to. However, if we attack first, we may gain the advantage.”

“Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches”