Best Lol Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.”

“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.”

“Sam's hand brushed her shoulder, and she almost jumped out of her skin as he brought his mouth close to her ear and murmured, "You look beautiful. Though I bet you already know that." She most certainly did.”

“How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club’s computer to look up my appointments -”

“Come! Come sit by me. It’s a nice bench. Nice and lovely on the butt.”

“I hate when couples fight and change their status to 'single' when they're still together and are just mad at one another. Do you see me changing my status to 'orphan' after I fight with my parents?”

“Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”

“I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”

“Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?”