Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”

“Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!”

“He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard,”

“That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.”

“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]”

“HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)”

“Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?”

“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”

“If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.”

“We are like chameleons, we take our hue and the color of our moral character, from those who are around us.”

“Um, because you're loopier than Flacky McPsycho, Mayor of Crazytown?”