Humor Quote by H. L. Mencken — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.”

“Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!”

“She'd absolutely adored the library_an entire building where anyone could take things they didn't own and feel no remorse about it.”

“I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up.”

“Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive," that's your cue.”

“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”

“Look at me!”