Humor Quote by Ally Carter — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Waiting. Like it or not, it's a skill all spies have to master eventually.”

“Every decent con man knows that the simplest truth is more powerful than even the most elaborate lie.”

“You can’t really yell at your boyfriend for stealing your seat and your best friend. You also can’t yell at your best friend for stealing your boyfriend. Or you can…but Hi seemed like a much easier way to start the morning.”

“Despite having known him for almost a year, there were a lot of things I still didn't know about Zachary Goode. Like how soap and shampoo could smell so much better on him than anyone else. Like where he went when he wasn't mysteriously showing up at random (and frequently dangerous) points in my life. And, most of all, I didn't know how, when he mentioned the jacket, he made me think about the sweet, romantic part of the night last November when he'd given it to me, and not the terrible, bloody, international-terrorists-are-trying-to-kidnap-me part that came right after”

“'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?”

“Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?”

“On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children.”

“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods.”

“What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”

“Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get.”

“As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.”