Humor Quote by Kristin Cashore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“In the end, Leck should have stuck to his lies. For it was the truth he almost told that killed him.”

“I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.”

“You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?”

“Find something useful to do with your morning,' she thought to him as she neared her chambers. 'Do something heroic in front of an audience. Knock a child into a river while no one's looking and then rescue him.”

“It's only water," she said.”

“You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.”

“But, of course, you might be asking yourself, 'Am I a feminist? I might not be. I don't know! I still don't know what it is! I'm too knackered and confused to work it out. That curtain pole really still isn't up! I don't have time to work out if I am a women's libber! There seems to be a lot to it. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?'”

“Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?”

“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.”

“It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between "literally" and "figuratively." If something happens literally, it actually happens; if something happens figuratively, it feels like it is happening.”

“The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the Ping-Pong table in the rec room with crackers and Cheez Whiz, so Percy felt right at home.”

“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”