Romance Quote by Amy Sedaris — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.”

“Put me down, I’m too heavy.”

“I can think of only one good solution to this dilemma," Diego said, having spent the entire night developing a plan.”

“You know how you have a good meal and you got gravy left on the plate. The gravy was so good that you don’t want to leave it on the plate but you don’t want to be a pig about it? So you take your bread and use it to sop up the rest of the gravy. That guy is totally soppable!”

“I went through a phase in sixth grade where I wore the same T-shirt every day, just to see if anyone noticed. They didn't so I gave up after sixteen days in a row.”

“Yeah.”

“He was terrified she'd go and do something brutal, like smile at him.”