Humor Quote by Natsuki Takaya — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When did you become a woman?"-Hatori”

“True kindness isn't something we're born with. It's something we have to work at. Not everyone has it. But I think everyone has the potential. Sometimes you just have to look really close before you can tell it's there."-Kyoko”

“Shigure: "Lemme guess; you lost your temper and yelled at her again, right? You know, you shouldn't do that if you're just going to regret it. Not too bright, now is it?”

“We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass.”

“I love the stars.”

“Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!”

“For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is "Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.' The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.”

“Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on his skinny hip.”

“Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.”

“I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.”

“All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.”

“A writer flirts with schizophrenia, nurtures synesthesia, and embraces obsessive-compulsive disorder. Your art feeds on you, your soul, and, yes, to a degree, your sanity. Writing novels worth reading will bugger up your mind, jeopardize your relationships, and distend your life. You have been warned.”