Humor Quote by Rupaul — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The sheriff's station was on a town square so picturesque it looked like a studio backlot....I paced around wearing a pair off cutoff denim shorts, a tank top, a tiny jacket, a cowboy hat and cowboy boots...I truly could not have looked any gayer.”

“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.”

“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!”

“It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter with human beings, to account for their peculiar habit of continually stating and restating the very very obvious, as in "It's a nice day," or "You're very tall," or "So this is it, we're going to die.”

“Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?”

“I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us.”

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”