Humor Quote by Roald Dahl — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,”

“Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.”

““I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I'll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.”

“A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?”

“If you are good life is good.”

“Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”

“Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts.”

“Congratulations!”

“My beard grows down to my toes,”

“Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language.”

“May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch”

“I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.”