Humor Quote by Susan Elizabeth Phillips — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of her car. "Stop it, Kristy! You're overreacting! Let's talk about this." That was when she did the unthinkable. She rolled down the window, thrust out her hand, and gave Reverend Ethan Bonner the bird.”

“You never get mad,” she said when their server left the table. “Except at me.”

“He grinned, and right then it occurred to him that he hadn't enjoyed himself so much with a woman in a very long time. If Annabelle Granger were a few inches taller, a hell of a lot more sophisticated, better organized, less bossy, and more inclined to worship at his feet, she'd have made a perfect wife.”

“Never mind that. What's going on with you and Heath?”

“Life sure is easier when you're rich.”

“You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!”

“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”

“Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)”

“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.”

“There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabel did both: they are not the same thing, as you will see if you think the matter over.”

“There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer.”

“Luck is a woman. She's drawn to those that least deserve her.”