Humor Quote by Kresley Cole — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You've maddened me for you...have changed everything. So, I'm going to f*ck you long and hard, beauty, because if I'm to be enslaved by you-I want to be your master as well.”

“Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me.”

“She'd thought there was no greater connection than destiny decreeing them joined. But there was - the choice they'd made to love each other.”

“Ah, damn it, lass,'he called after her. 'I've busted my stitches wide open.'”

“I said alone!”

“I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.”

“Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.”

“Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it.”

“It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between "literally" and "figuratively." If something happens literally, it actually happens; if something happens figuratively, it feels like it is happening.”

“Aren’t they supposed to be hiring someone else to train me full-time”

“So you were going to rescue the Prince! Why did you pretend to run away? To deceive the Witch?”

“I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus... oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp ever loved, who had no doubt died of something beautiful and tragic, thus dooming the vamp to an eternity of moping and sighing dramatically.”