Humor Quote by Susan Elizabeth Phillips — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He shook his head. "The next time I hear a women going on about how neurotic men are, I'm going to remember this. You tell me you like my body, and what do I say? I say, thank you. Then I tell you I like yours and what do I hear? A long lists of grievances.”

“[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.”

“Did you eat my Twinkies?”

“I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.”

“He grinned, and right then it occurred to him that he hadn't enjoyed himself so much with a woman in a very long time. If Annabelle Granger were a few inches taller, a hell of a lot more sophisticated, better organized, less bossy, and more inclined to worship at his feet, she'd have made a perfect wife.”

“I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.”

“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.”

“She'd met Colin on a Monday.”

“In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible to any public office of trust or profit in the Republic. But I do not repine, for I am a subject of it only by force of arms.”

“I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”

“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”