Humor Quote by Joe Abercrombie — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Proof is boring. Proof is tiresome. Proof is an irrelevance. People would far rather be handed an easy lie than search for a difficult truth, especially if it suits their own purposes.”

“I have learned all kinds of things from my many mistakes. The one thing I never learn is to stop making them.”

“You should be like water. Take the shape of wherever you are and make the best of what floats past.”

“You ever have the feeling you were in the wrong place? That if you could just get over the next hill, cross the next river, look down into the next valley, it'd all...fit. Be right.”

“My name is Nicomo Cosca, famed solider of fortune, and I am here for dinner.”

“Travel brings wisdom only to the wise. It renders the ignorant more ignorant than ever.”

“Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say,”

“Just as I had long suspected, a person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some people did. Some limited people.”

“To you, I'm an atheist.”

“It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.”

“This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot?”

“You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.”