Humor Quote by Laini Taylor — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So," he called to her back, "Just out of curiosity, you know, purely conversation and all, at what age”

“But Hazael only said, "I brought you a present.”

“A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.”

“It's not like there's a law against flying.”

“He danced with the sky instead, and the sky dropped him like a rotten plum.”

“I'm afraid they're in love," he said, concerned. "They don't want to leave you." He lifted one hand from her waist to gently brush a pair from her neck, where their wings fanned against her jaw. Melancholy, he said, "I know just how they feel.”

“Your brain is doing some great work when it's laughing.”

“Thus, though I dislike to differ with such a great man,”

“The blood you spill is the blood of kings,” seethed Dunyasha. “You are not fit for such a gift.”

“I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to”

“The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.”

“I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.”