Humor Quote by Leigh Bardugo — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Let the hounds give chase. I do not fear death, because I command it.”

“Have any of you wondered what I did with all the cash Pekka Rollins gave us?”

“The names they gave were false ones, though the vows they made were true.”

“But let it be my ambition and not my fear that seals my fate.”

“The heart is an arrow. It demands aim to land true.”

“Good luck, Oretsev. Find the firebird, and when this is over, I'll see you well rewarded. A farmhouse in Udova. A dacha near the city. Whatever you want.”

“Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!”

“Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions.”

“What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.”

“Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?”

“Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!”

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”