Humor Quote by Albert Einstein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If tomorrow were never to come, it would not be worth living today.”

“The Revolution introduced me to art, and in turn, art introduced me to the Revolution!”

“The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.”

“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.”

“A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feeling as something separated from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.”

“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.”

“Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.”

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”

“Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.”

“It's okay to be a loser, it just depends on how good you are at being one.”

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.”