Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Bishop was all done with the witty conversation. 'Will you swear?'”

“Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her.”

“Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He picked up the next part and slotted it in, took the screwdriver from Claire's numbed fingers, and fastened it with a couple of deft, fast movements. "I'll be your hands.”

“Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire.”

“Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!”

“Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.”

“I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear," said Edward.”

“I had no desire to hear another woman tell my boyfriend how hot he was. If I wanted him to know, I'd damn well tell him myself.”

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

“In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.”

“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”

“Do you know how many grand romances would have avoided tragedy if the hero had thought, "You know, maybe I should ask her if she likes me first"?”