Humor Quote by Scott Westerfeld — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Perhaps the logical conclusion of everyone looking the same is everyone thinking the same.”

“We have to be back in three hours," Ronan said. "I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.”

“No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.”

“I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard.”

“She wasn't the only one to be physically morphed by reader expectation. Miss Havisham was now elderly whether she liked it or not, and Sherlock Holmes wore a deerstalker and smoked a ridiculously large pipe. The problem wasn't just confined to the classics. Harry Potter was seriously pissed off that he'd have to spend the rest of life looking like Daniel Radcliffe.”

“She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappropriate future moment.”

“I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.”