Humor Quote by Jasper Fforde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.”

“the Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor.”

“Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.”

“Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.”

“Bowden Cable is the sort of honest and dependable operative that is the backbone of SpecOps. They never win commendations or medals”

“Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.”

“Then why are you here?” Emma demanded. “Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don’t date trees.”

“Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?”

“Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.”

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?”

“So . . . ," I said. "You're saying that by the end of our training, you expect us to be able to use”

“Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.”