Humor Quote by Aaron Sorkin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Toby Zeigler: There's literally no one in the world I don't hate right now.”

“Oh, look at that, he's heard of me. My fame grows.”

“There's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day.”

“The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.”

“Do little pink fairies sing and dance in your world, Peabody?”

“You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.”

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”