Humor Quote by Diana Wynne Jones — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!”

“My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.”

“Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet.”

“Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Why should that annoy me?”

“This book will prove the following ten facts:”

“Wizard Howl," said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.”

“Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.”

“You're an idiot.”

“So it's true. You can walk in sunlight. I thought perhaps it might have worn off.”

“I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.”

“Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone.”

“A perfect person is easy to love. But when somebody likes all your imperfections, well, that's when you know they really mean it.”