Humor Quote by Joe Abercrombie — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He is dead and I, the self serving coward that I am, still live. Life is not fair. There is no pattern. People die at random. Something everyone knows, but no one truly believes. They think that when it comes to them there will be a lesson, a meaning, a story worth telling. That death will come to them as a dread scholar, a fell knight, a terrible emperor.”

“Travel brings wisdom only to the wise. It renders the ignorant more ignorant than ever.”

“You need to stop clinging to the notion that there is only one right path. You’ll waste half your time panicking you’re not on it, and the rest backtracking to find it.”

“You ever have the feeling you were in the wrong place? That if you could just get over the next hill, cross the next river, look down into the next valley, it'd all...fit. Be right.”

“Proof is boring. Proof is tiresome. Proof is an irrelevance. People would far rather be handed an easy lie than search for a difficult truth, especially if it suits their own purposes.”

“Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.”

“Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?”

“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.”

“He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot.”

“This book will prove the following ten facts:”

“Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.”