Humor Quote by Andy Weir — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.”

“I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”

“This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question?”

“Knock-knock-knock”

“If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.”

“WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).”

“Hey, bro, do you think you can put Shorty back on her chain?”

“Aim high. You may still miss the target, but at least you won't shoot your foot off.”

“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”

“A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.”

“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”

“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”