Humor Quote by Jon Stewart — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.”

“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.”

“The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.”

“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”

“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”

“I love having existential crises at bedtime, it's so restful.”

“As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.”

“I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.”

“There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabel did both: they are not the same thing, as you will see if you think the matter over.”

“Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”

“Is it really you this time, Kells?”