Humor Quote by Harvard Lampoon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Okay, God, I thought. Get me out of this and I’ll stop my half-assed church-going ways. You got me past a pack of Strigoi tonight. I mean, trapping that one between the doors really shouldn't have worked, so clearly you're on board. Let me get out of here, and I’ll...I don’t know. Donate Adrian’s money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not that last one.”

“It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.”

“Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.”

“Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--”

“You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.”

“My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass.”