Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Those words, that voice, had more power over me than any phantom ever could.”

“If you want some advice—which I'm sure you don't—you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks you're moving in on Lissa.”

“Things die. But they don't always stay dead. Believe me, I know.”

“One of the few downsides to being awakened is that we no longer require sleep; therefore we also no longer dream. It's a shame, because if I could dream, I know I'd dream about you.I'd dream about the way you smell and how your dark hair feels like silk between my fingers. I'd dream about the smoothness of your skin and the fierceness of your lips when we kiss.”

“Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like how shepherd's pie wasn't a pie at all and why it was pointless for her to take class in typing when technology would eventually develop robot companions to do it for us.”

“If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.”

“Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!”

“My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.”

“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?”

“There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”

“Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.”

“Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?”