Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I sent a quick text to Adrian:”

“Stop fighting me!" he said, trying to pull on the arm he held.”

“I wasn't fooled. He was avoiding looking at me. "There's nothing to talk about.”

“If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you.”

“She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army.”

“Do not do that again," he said stiffly.”

“How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.”

“My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a straight job like everyone else?" they asked me the other day.”

“The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.”

“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies”

“Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!”

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”