Humor Quote by Gena Showalter — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.”

“Sweet pea, you are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye, and I don't want to go a day without you. Consider that your official invitation”

“He had a bleeding cut on his leg and he smelled like shit.”

“To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.”

“What's this about?”

“He gripped her nape. "I fuckin' love you, Regin!" Rain spiked his lashes as he gazed down at her, commanding her,”

“Tessa: I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?”

“If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”

“As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.”

“You can read minds, and you didn't tell me?” Link stared at me like he just found out I was the Silver Surfer. He rubbed his head nervously. “Hey, man, all that stuff about Lena? I was yankin’ your chain.” He looked away. “Are you doin’ it now? You're doin’ it, aren't you? Dude, get out of my head.” He backed away from me and into the bookshelf.”

“I didn't think about being king,” he said, his voice hoarse.”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”