Humor Quote by Kami Garcia — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

“I want you here. I don't care if it's a hundred degrees and every blade of grass dies. Without you, none of that matters to me.”

“Well? Is it true? Did she?”

“We don't get to chose what is true. We only get to choose what we do about it.”

“You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?”

“Nobody the dead man & Nobody the living”

“I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, I'm having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be either? How many peeps in a posse, how much booty before baby got back, do you have to be all that to get all up in that, and do I need to be dope and phat to be da bomb or can I just be "stupid"? I'll not be singing over any dead mothers until I understand.”

“You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?”

“Piece of Heaven?”

“He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace...”

“An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.”

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?”