Humor Quote by The Reduced Shakespeare Company — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”

“Henry turned as if to dart out of the room, then swung around and stared at them, a look of confusion passing over his freckled face, as if he had only now had cause to wonder why Will, Tessa, and Jem might be crouching together in a mostly disused storage room. "What are you three doing in here, anyway?”

“Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?”

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.”

“I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!”

“Brianna dropped the skateboard in front of Sam. “Don’t worry: I won’t let you fall off.”