Humor Quote by Michael Grant — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We do need a system, and we do need you and your 'Bertos, and sometimes we need Sam to just come along and kick some ass. - Quinn”

“A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about”

“I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.”

“Quinn sat back down. He leaned forward, elbows on knees. "Man, don't you remember taking tests in school? Multiple choice: A, B, C, D, or E, all of the above.”

“It's Sanjit. It's a Hindu name. It means 'invincible.'”

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

“You’re not as sexy as I think you are.” She squinted. Wait. That hadn’t come out right.”

“He puts his claw against the divider. “Fist my bump.”

“People think first love is sweet, and never sweeter than when that first bond snaps. You've heard a thousand pop and country songs that prove the point; some fool got his heart broke. Yet that first broken heart is always the most painful, the slowest to mend, and leaves the most visible scar. What's so sweet about that?”

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”

“It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fella and concerned members of the hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female's head under the water and asking, "Who's diving for clams now, bitch?”