Humor Quote by Ashly Lorenzana — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm pretty lost in becoming all this frost. Bitter, like Winter. Strung-out like a string of pearls.”

“You know all that sympathy that you feel for an abused child who suffers without a good mom or dad to love and care for them? Well, they don't stay children forever. No one magically becomes an adult the day they turn eighteen. Some people grow up sooner, many grow up later. Some never really do. But just remember that some people in this world are older versions of those same kids we cry for.”

“Never try to do anything that is outside of who you are. A forced smile is a sign of what feels wrong in your heart, so recognize it when it happens. Living a lie will reduce you to one.”

“You have to believe what you're saying if you're going to convince me. I just can't break that rule, even if I want to.”

“Everyone lies to themselves, but many people do it with good intentions. They want to believe what they tell themselves, it is oftentimes the best possible version of reality for them. Although it may not be accurate, it is a mural of their desires, aspirations, optimism and passion. These people usually either need time or a new experience to discover the truth. People who lie to themselves for different reasons are oftentimes trying to avoid something or escape blame for things they have done.”

“Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?”

“I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said.”

“He couldn't believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.”

“That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.”

“It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”

“If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.”