Humor Quote by Drew Carey — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

““Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?”

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?”

“There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.”

“Garrick was panting when he replied, “You’re not forcing me to do anything. I just want you to be sure. You can say stop at anytime.” His lips pulled wide. “You don’t need to make up a new pet.”

“Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-”

“April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”

“So much good, so much evil. Just add water.”

“I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze.”