Humor Quote by Meg Cabot — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”

“And that's that as you get older, you lose things, things you don't necessarily want to lose.”

“KM: Yes. Mrs. Lopez, she's human. And you know, clearly, she'd like people to show some appreciation for her hard work. But if people just, you know, take her pie and don't even say, "Hey, nice pie," they just scarf it down or whatever-”

“This was very exciting. I'd never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of the boys was my stepbrother, however, and held about as much romantic appeal for me as Max, the family dog, somewhat dampened my enthusiasm. And Michael wasn't much of a catch, either, when you actually thought about it, being a potential murderer and all. Oh, why did I have to have such a couple of losers fighting over me? Why couldn't Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fight over me? Now that would be truly excellent.”

“The fact is, I love him. He's the boy I want and one day he'll be MINE.”

“You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?”

“I knew you were crazy, but I didn't realize that you were out of your goddamned mind!!”

“I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.”

“Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.”

“Um, because you're loopier than Flacky McPsycho, Mayor of Crazytown?”

“Are You Ready for New Urban Fragrances?”

“Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with 'BRA'?”