Humor Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If losing Sam had taught me anything, it was to seize life-seize everything it had to offer, including the tears, the anger and loss, but most of all, the laughter and the love.”

“Ever since I’ve met you, I’ve wanted to break every rule.” Aiden turned away, the muscles in his neck tensing. He sighed. “You’ll become the centre of someone’s world one day. And he’ll be the luckiest son of a bitch on this earth.”

“She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one. But he needed to play it cool, becase he was trending into lame-o land at a quick pace.”

“A few seconds after he stepped out into the hallway and closed the door behind him, there was a fleshly smack and then Andrew yelling, “Ouch. What in the hell was that for?” “Your timing sucks on an epic level,” Daemon shot back.”

“Grabbing a scarf off the chair, I threw it at him.”

“You just noticed? You're slow...”

“If you can't win by reason, go for volume.”

“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.”

“. . I tell you Dain is a splendid catch. I advise you to set your hooks and reel him in.”

“I know how to use a fellytone now.”

“You must have been going very fast.”