Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?”

“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”

“That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.”

“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]”

“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

“She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappropriate future moment.”

“Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.”

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”

“Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?”

“I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.”