Humor Quote by Anthony Horowitz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“All that sadness. All that anger. It is the smoke that gets into your eyes. If you do not blow it away, how can you hope to see?”

“Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child.”

“Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?”

“I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a little prick?”

“The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.”

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

“I believe it was Shakespeare, or possibly Howard Cosell, who first observed that marriage is very much like a birthday candle, in that 'the flames of passion burn brightest when the wick of intimacy is first ignited by the disposable butane lighter of physical attraction, but sooner or later the heat of familiarity causes the wax of boredom to drip all over the vanilla frosting of novelty and the shredded coconut of romance.' I could not have phrased it better myself.”

“A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.”