Humor Quote by Victor Borge — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I don't believe in faeries!”

“I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club might collapse if I go.”

“What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?" she says after a few minutes of silence have passed.”

“How do you deal with it?" Kami asked Jared. "The laughing at nothing and occasionally stopping dead in your tracks.”

“I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story.”

“Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.”