Humor Quote by Jean Kerr — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.”

“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”

“Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.”

“I'm going to make it a law that the correct way to address your sovereign is my giving a high five.' Kai's smiled brightened. 'That's genius. Me too.”

“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.”

“It is the iron." Grimalkin picked his way over a puddle, then leaped atop a fallen tree, shaking out his paws."This close to the false king's realm, his influence is stronger that ever. It will be worse once you are actually within its borders.”

“Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive.”

“Sorry," she said. "I have a psychological disorder that prevents me from keeping thoughts inside my head where they belong.”