Humor Quote by Jean Kerr — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.”

“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”

“In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases”

“Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered.”

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

“This is me.’" He handed her the precious scrap of paper. ‘Call me or I’ll call you, but one of us will call, yes? What I mean is it’s not a competition. You don’t lose if you phone first.”

“Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?”

“A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.”