Humor Quote by Karl Lagerfeld — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Clear thinking at the wrong moment can stifle creativity.”

“Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.”

“I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.”

“People who say that yesterday was better than today are ultimately devaluing their own existence.”

“We need houses as we need clothes, architecture stimulates fashion. It’s like hunger and thirst — you need them both.”

“Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!”

“So, Belle, what's new today?”

“Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!”

“Heifer.”

“Sorry," she said. "I have a psychological disorder that prevents me from keeping thoughts inside my head where they belong.”

“Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies”

“The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.”