Humor Quote by Jeri Smith-Ready — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I promise I'll never tell.”

“Kenji has a hand pressed to his mouth, desperately trying to suppress a smile. He’s shaking his head, holding up a hand in apology. And then he breaks, laughing out loud, snorting as he tries to muffle the sound. “I’m sorry,” he says, pressing his lips together, shaking his head again. “This is not a funny moment. It’s not. I’m not laughing”

“Blood is really warm,”

“If you can't win by reason, go for volume.”

“A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

“Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.”

“Civilization is vastly overrated.”