Humor Quote by Josh Lanyon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sable hair bisected his pecs and arrowed down to the straight and unequivocal statement of his returned interest. Forcing my gaze to his face, I said, "I really don't think we have time for that.”

“People loved you in the way they knew how - and often it was not the way you knew. Or needed.”

“All cynics are disappointed idealists. The more stars in the eyes, the harder the fall.”

“Do you still do the clubs?”

“I liked you the first time I saw you. You were sitting on the floor surrounded by books, and you looked up when I opened the door and smiled right at me. It felt like you had been waiting for me, like you were welcoming me home.”

“To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.”

“Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite”

“It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, I would have preferred he made up something about how he and the other guardians had to up Moroi security or practice top-secret ninja moves.”

“Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?" Minho asked, pulling Thomas's attention away from Alby.”

“If you sit down and think about it”

“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”