Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did.”

“Adrian was easily distractible by wacky topics and shiny objects.”

“Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and—”

“Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like how shepherd's pie wasn't a pie at all and why it was pointless for her to take class in typing when technology would eventually develop robot companions to do it for us.”

“Do not do that again," he said stiffly.”

“And after a while...I mean, how do you choose? Who gets to live? Part of life is that...well, some people have to die. My powers aren't a prescription you can get filled as needed.”

“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.”

“I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.”

“I'm going to wake Peeta," I say.”

“The alarm in the morning? Well, I have an old tape of Carlo Maria Giulini conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra in a perfectly transcendent version in Shubert's seventh symphony. And I've rigged it up so that at exactly 7:30 every morning it falls from the ceiling onto my face.”

“I hate patience. Slows everything down.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”