Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.”

“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”

“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?”

““Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?”

“Like delicate lace,”

“Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win!”

“It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.”

“There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.”

“I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.”

“So," he called to her back, "Just out of curiosity, you know, purely conversation and all, at what age”

“It smells terrible in here.'”

“She sighed, annoyed at her restlessness. “So,” she said, disrupting Wolf in another backward glance.”