Humor Quote by Lemony Snicket — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn't mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold.”

“Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.”

“It is useless for me to describe to you how terrible Violet, Klaus, and even Sunny felt in the time that followed. If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how it feels, and if you haven't, you cannot possibly imagine it.”

“If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.”

“My silence knot is tied up in my hair; as if to keep my love out of my eyes. I cannot speak to one for whom i care. A hatpin serves as part of my disguise.”

“I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

“Look at me!”

“Halt you villains! Unhand that science!”

“I am ever a gentle maiden," she shouted. "Damn if I'm not.”

“Punctuation, is? fun!”

“God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)”