Humor Quote by Loretta Chase — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Jessica, you are a pain in the arse, do you know that? If I were not so immensely fond of you, I should throw you out the window.”

“The Challenge is to pry Bertie loose from Dain and his circle of oafish dengenerates,” Jessica said severely.”

“. . I tell you Dain is a splendid catch. I advise you to set your hooks and reel him in.”

“That is what I like about you, Mr. Dashwood," she said. "You are so decisive. It saves me the bother of thinking for myself.”

“Bathsheba looked at Benedict. "You never told me they were matchmaking.”

“You are well aware of your effect on women, and I'm sure it gratifies you no end to watch them sigh and salivate over your magnificent physique. I do not wish to spoil your fun, Dain, but I do ask you to consider my pride and refrain from embarrassing me in public.”

“He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.”

“I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.”

“Kalle Fucking Blomkvist”

“There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”

“She's under duress," Peaseblossom said.”

“If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.”