Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?”

“What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.”

“Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.”

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

“This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.”

“The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).”

“What, you didn’t pack your lunch?” Ty asked sarcastically as he”

“I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know.”

“What ho!" I said.”

“Don't leave it all unsaid,”

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him will believeth in anything. - Hitchens 3:16”

“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”