Humor Quote by Jessica Day George — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it.”

“This is a mournful discovery.”

“I know I'm petty and I don't care.”

“I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane.”

“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'”

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”

“Someday is not a day of the week.”